I Absolutely Love Low-key Restaurants.

I'm Happy To Be Everybody's Gay Best Friend.

I Was Waiting For The Right Guy To Come Along, But Maybe I Didn't Actually Want One, Or Was Not Available Emotionally. I Was Really Nervous About Including Him In The Book [superficial: More Adventures From The Andy Cohen Diaries], But This Relationship Has Developed Over A Year And A Half, And So It Would've Been Dishonest Not To.

I Love Divas. Madonna, Mariah, Beyonce, Britney.

Jenny Mccarthy Was The One I Thought Could Turn Me Straight. I Thought That If I Could Just Get My Shot With Her, It Could Happen.

I Never Say I Work In Television, I Say I Get To Work In Television.