I've Been Gay Since The Day I

The Very Idea Of Printing My Diary Has Always Struck Me As Completely Superficial.

It's So Mental How I Looked In The '90s. The Fact That I Thought My Ponytail Was A Good Thing - It Was Just Terrible. Cutting It Off Was So Monumental.

I'm Happy To Be Everybody's Gay Best Friend.

Sometimes The Name Is Funnier Than The Game Itself.

Sometimes I Get Frustrated In Traffic. I Typically Start Going Deep With My Cab Driver And Twitter Feed - Simultaneously - To Take My Mind Off The Gridlock. I Enjoy Live-tweeting My Cab Rides.