I Love Humanity, It's People I Don't

Sometimes I Think My Soul Is Full Of Weeds!

Happiness Is A Sad Song.

Learn From Yesterday, Live For Today, Look To Tomorrow, Rest This Afternoon.

Exercise Is A Dirty Word. Every Time I Hear It I Wash My Mouth Out With Chocolate.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night, And Wonder If My Life Would Be Different If I Had To Do It Over... Then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark That Says, "boy, There's An Original Thought!