I Love Humanity, It's People I Don't

Five Hundred Years From Now, Who'll Know The Difference?!

Dear Valentine, I Have Thought Of You Often. Not All The Time, But Often.

All Of Earth's Creatures Have, Hidden Within Their Beings, A Wild Uncontrollable Urge To Punt!

Try Not To Have A Good Time... This Is Supposed To Be Educational.

I Love America. It's Americans I Can't Stand.