All Of Earth's Creatures Have, Hidden Within

I Despise Those Shallow Religious Comics. Dennis The Menace, For Instance, Is The Most Shallow. When They Show Him Praying - I Just Can't Stand That Sort Of Thing, Talking To God About Some Cutesy Thing That He'd Done During The Day. I Don't Think Hank Ketcham Has Any Deep Knowledge Of Things Like That.

Lucy: Our Teacher Wants Us To Write An Essay On Praying. Charlie Brown: Praying Is Important When You Wake Up At Two O'clock In The Morning Feeling Sick From Eating Something Dumb The Day Before. Lucy: I'll Just Say We Were Out Of Town And I Didn't Have Time To Write Anything.

Lucy: You Learn More When You Lose Charlie Brown: Well Then I Must Be The Smartest Person In World!!!

Mom Put A Note In My Lunch Again, I See... Dear Son, I Hope You Will Study Hard In Summer School... Do Not Look Upon It As A Punishment, But Rather As A Privilege... We Are Very Proud Of You, And Want You To Have A Good Education. This Note Will Self-destruct In Five Seconds.

I Do Not Like A High-organized Church. I Think That As Soon As The Congregation Reaches A Level Of One Hundred Or So People, It Is Time To Build A New Church. As Soon As The Congregation Gets To The Point Where You Are Not On Fairly Intimate Terms With Every Other Person In That Church, Then You Have Become A Theater Where People Can Attend Services. I Do Not Think You Can Attend A Church Service. Service Is Not Something Which Is There To Be Viewed As If It Were A Play Or A Movie.