I Love Going Shopping. I Have A

Are You Not Entertained?

Anyway, I'm Doing My Rave And This Spittle Comes Out Of My Mouth And It Winds Its Way Very Delicately Through The Wire Fence That Separates Us And Lands Clear And Bright On Denzel's Lip. And We're At The Beginning Of The Scene And I've Got To Do The Rest Of The Scene, And The Camera Isn't On Him, It's On Me - And I'm Fully Aware That I've Just Spat On Denzel Washington!

I'd Move To Los Angeles If New Zealand And Australia Were Swallowed Up By A Tidal Wave, If There Was A Bubonic Plague In England And If The Continent Of Africa Disappeared From Some Martian Attack.

I'm Sick To Death Of Famous People Standing Up And Using Their Celebrity To Promote A Cause. If I See A Particular Need, I Do Try To Help. But There's A Lot That Can Be Achieved By Putting A Cheque In The Right Place And Shutting Up About It.

Some Of The Things You Read You Get An Immediate Reaction To So I've Stopped Reading Things Now. I Do Worry About My Family Though. Some People Do Try Some Nasty Things To Get At Them And Try And Get A Reaction From Them.