Some Of The Things You Read You

Whenever I Hear An American Say Aussies Drive On The 'wrong Side Of The Road,' I Just Lose It. You Ever Think About How Those People Grew Up Driving On The 'wrong Side Of The Road,' Watched A Lot Of People Get Hurt On The 'wrong Side Of The Road,' Die On The 'wrong Side Of The Road,' While Other People Cheered From The 'right Side Of The Road'? Australia Has A Thing Called Highway Fights, So It's Touchy.

Once You're A Parent, Male Or Female, Every Single Thing That Happens In Your Life Is Seen Through The Prism Of Being A Parent.

I'd Move To Los Angeles If New Zealand And Australia Were Swallowed Up By A Tidal Wave, If There Was A Bubonic Plague In England And If The Continent Of Africa Disappeared From Some Martian Attack.

Some People Have Got Advice, Some People Have Got Horror Stories. I Like People That Look You In The Eye With A Glow And Say "it's Gonna Be Cool."

If You Live Like It’s The Past And You Behave Like It’s The Past, Then Guys From The Future Find It Very Hard To See You.