I Love England But Everything That Has

I'm A Very Cheap Date.

I Could Get Into Bed With James Bond, Then Take My False Leg Off And It Would Really Be A Gun.

The Hardest Thing For Me Is Walking. Can You Imagine You've Got A Metal Pole And If You Put Pressure On It Like A Strong Walk, You Can Walk.

I Was Competing In An Ipc World Cup Race, But The Finish Area Was Short And I Came Across The Line With My Head Down And Went Straight Through The Fence. It Was Only Because The Italian Team Doctor Leapt Out To Grab Me That I Didn't Smash Through The Café Window.

It's Very Important With An Artificial Leg That All High Heels Are Exactly The Same Height.