I Love Dogs Because They're So Adaptable.

I Hate Those People Who Say 'i Don't Own A Television' - I Own One And I Watch It Whenever I Can.

I Prefer To Think Of The Audience As A Single Living Organism With Which I Am Sharing A Singular, Never-to-be-repeated Experience.

During My Teen Years, For Halloween, I Went As A Registered Voter.

I Just Want To Be Clear, I Am A Very Dark And Bitter Person, But I Think On Some Level, Everything Really Does Come When It's Meant To Come.

It's Easier To Lecture Women On Sexual Morality Than It Is To Explain Why All Americans Shouldn't Have Comprehensive, Fair, And Equal Health Care Coverage.