It's Easier To Lecture Women On Sexual

Woke Up This Morning To The Incredible News That I Was Nominated For An Emmy, And A Shower Full Of Dog Poop. Apparently My Dog Is So Excited, She Has Explosive Diarrhea. I Truly Could Not Be More Thankful To The Emmy Voters For Including Me In This Brilliant Company Of Extraordinary Women. Now, If You'll Excuse Me, I Have To Go Clean Up An Enormous Amount Of Dog Poop Out Of My Shower. Yay!

It's Important To Me If I'm Having A Good Time Than I Feel Like The Work Is Better. The Quality Of It Is Better And My Level Of Interest Is Higher.

It's Not Common For A Woman On Television, Especially If She's The Mom Of The Family, To Be Funny. She's Usually A Straight Man Or Foil.

I Am A Fierce Patriot, And I Try To Be Outspoken About My Beliefs.

It's Long Past Time We Started Focusing On The Solutions That Actually Keep Women Healthy, Instead Of Using Basic Aspects Of Women's Health As A Tool Of Cultural, Moral, And Political Control.