I Love Comedy And Drama Equally And

I Look For Good Directors Mainly Because If You Do Enough Of Movies Where There's Not A Real Creative Vision Behind It, You Start To Turn Into A Robot And You Want To Jump Off A Bridge.

There Were Times When I Thought I Got A Bit More Punishment Than Was Coming To Me, But I Don't Regret A Minute Of It Now. Each Of Us Must Be Tempered In Some Fire. Nobody Had More To Do With Choosing The Fire That Tempered Me Than Myself, And Instead Of Finding Fault With The Fire I Give Thanks That I Had The Metal To Take The Temper And Hold It.

Let's Face It, The Great Comedians Now That Are Handicapped In The Looks Department Are Tremendous Writers.

When I Was A Kid, I Thought I Was The Strongest Man In The World. Then, The Fastest Runner And Then The Smartest Person In The World. One By One My Delusions Got Shut Down. Now I Just See Myself As The Lamest Guy In The World.

Funny Songs, That’s My Ticket. I Can’t Remember When It Started Or Why It Started, It’s Just Something That I Needed.