I Love Children. I'm Embarrassingly Baby-crazy.

I Always Look At Myself Knowing That I Will Have A Certain Degree Of Cognitive Distortion.

Sometimes A Joke That Doesn't Work Just Needs A Breath Or A Little Word Or The Tiniest Little Change To Be Fixed.

I've Always Kept My Overhead Low So I Could Do Whatever I Want. I Think Of Myself As Lazy With Spurts Of Getting A Lot Done. I Find Myself Rooting Against Things Sometimes Because I Get Excited At The Thought Of A Clean Slate.

I Started Out In Clubs, And I've Always Liked Clubs. I Like Theaters Because People Are There For The Show.

When I Was 17, I Read A Profile Of Carol Leifer. Since Then, I Wanted To Be Her. I Still Want To Be Her.