I Love Children, Especially When They Cry

If I Had A Girl I Should Say To Her, 'marry For Love If You Can, It Won't Last, But It Is A Very Interesting Experience And Makes A Good Beginning In Life. Later On, When You Marry For Money, For Heaven's Sake Let It Be Big Money. There Are No Other Possible Reasons For Marrying At All.

There Are Worse Things Than Poverty, Though I Can't For The Moment Remember What They Are.

Life Is Sometimes Sad And Often Dull, But There Are Currants In The Cake, And Here Is One Of Them.

Surely A King Who Loves Pleasure Is Less Dangerous Than One Who Loves Glory?

I Do Love Translating; It Is The Pure Pleasure Of Writing Without The Misery Of Inventing.