I Love America, But I Don't Like

We'd Get Sick On Too Many Cookies, But Ever So Much Sicker On No Cookies At All.

The Most Important Part Of Living Is Not The Living But The Pondering Upon It.

It Has Not Yet Been Recorded That Any Human Being Has Gained A Very Large Or Permanent Contentment From Meditation Upon The Fact That He Is Better Off Than Others.

It Is Impossible To Discourage The Real Writers - They Don't Give A Damn What You Say, They're Going To Write.

There Is No Greater Compliment To The Jews Than The Fact That The Degree Of Their Unpopularity Is Always The Scientific Measure Of The Cruelty And Silliness Of The Regime Under Which They Live.