I Love All Those Stupid, Cheesy Chat-up

My Daughter Is Wonderful And Incredibly Well Behaved. I Am Very Lucky. She Will Always Be My Priority.

You've Got Your Justins Who Have All The Back Flipping Dancers And Stuff, And Then You've Got Lemar, And He Totally Moves You Without Having To Do All Of That, And He's Gorgeous.

Footballers Wives Are Like Leeches, Feeding Off Their Partners Success. I Don't Want To Be A Footballer's Wife.

I Love All Those Stupid, Cheesy Chat-up Lines Like 'did God Take The Stars Out Of The Sky And Put Them Into Your Eyes?' But I Never Get Chatted Up.

Americans Are So Dedicated To Their Jobs.