I Look Like A Woman, But I

I Think So Many People Live Their Whole Life In Fear And Doubt And Shame.

I'm In Showbiz. I Look At My Boobs Like They're Show Horses Or Show Dogs. You've Got To Keep Them Groomed.

I've Always Believed In My Talent. And I've Always Had More Guts Than Talent.

I'm Not Offended By All The Dumb Blonde Jokes Because I Know I'm Not Dumb... And I Also Know That I'm Not Blonde.

People Say You Shouldn't Have Plastic Surgery Because If God Wanted You Another Way He Would Have Made You That Way, But I Say That's A Lot Of Crock. If God Didn't Want Plastic Surgeons, He Wouldn't Have Given Them Hands To Work With.