I Look Like A Woman, But I

I Tried Every Diet In The Book. I Tried Some That Weren't In The Book. I Tried Eating The Book. It Tasted Better Than Most Of The Diets.

I Do Write A Lot Of Children's Songs, And I'm Going To Do A Children's Television Show, Which Also Means I'll Be Doing A Lot Of Albums. So I Do Hope My Future Will Hold A Lot Of Things For Children.

My Best Country Record Only Sold 200,000 Copies. I Didn't Have Enough Money For The Band And The Arrangements And The Costumes And All. I Had To Move Into Wider Fields.

Lots Of Women Buy Just As Many Wigs And Makeup Things As I Do ... They Just Don't Wear Them All At The Same Time.

When I'm Feeling A Little Low, I Put On My Favorite High Heels To Stand A Little Taller.