I Look Good, But I Probably Have

I'm Six Foot Four, An All-american Guy, And Handsome And Talented As Well!

The Problem With Me Is That Nothing Embarrasses Me.

In Case You Haven't Caught The Commercials, I'm In The New Spongebob Squarepants Movie.

I Have A Guinness Book Of World Records Entry As The Most-watched Person On Television; Now I Have A New Entry As The Only Man Who Has A Crab Named After Him.

My Christmas Wish Would Be To Have An Entire Week Off. To Spend It With My Family And Just Curl Up And Watch Christmas Movies When It's Snowing Outside.