Failure Usually Works For Me In The

I Think People Respect Me Because They Feel Like - I'm Kind Of Like Christmas. I Come Back Every Year. You Can't Get Rid Of Me. I Just Keep Coming Back.

I Have A Guinness Book Of World Records Entry As The Most-watched Person On Television; Now I Have A New Entry As The Only Man Who Has A Crab Named After Him.

I Once Didn't Work Out For Six Weeks. It Took Me For Ever To Get The Weight Off.

Before Long, I'll Have My Own Channel - I'll Be Like Barney.

The First Time I Went To Wales I Thought I'd Landed In A Land Of Hobbits. Everybody Was Really Small And The Houses Were Small And The Writing Was Backwards.