I Live Way Below My Means.

You Know What Ged Stands For? Good Enough Diploma.

People Basically Aren't That Racist. They Want Their Laughs. If I Make A White Guy Laugh, He's Gonna Come See Me. He's Not Gonna Go See The White Guy Who Doesn't Make Him Laugh Just Because That Guy Is White.

If Bill Gates Woke Up With Oprah's Money He'd Jump Out The Window.

Stop The Violence! Can't We All Just Get Along?

My Kids Don't Have A Trust Fund, They Have A Debt Fund. Oh My God, They're $4 Million In The Hole.