I Live Way Below My Means.

I'm In Show Business... I Want To Hang Out With Janet Jackson, Not Jesse Jackson.

We Got No Wealthy Black People. We Got Rich People. Shaq Is Rich. The Guy Who Signs His Checks Is Wealthy.

If A Kid Calls His Grandma "mommy" And His Mama "pam", He's Going To Jail!

Give Me A Black Man, A White Woman, A Giraffe, A Zebra Anything But Another White Man! That Last One F***ed Up My Roof!

You Can Only Offend Me If You Mean Something To Me.