I Live My Life Like There's No

When You Don't Have Love, It's Like There's A Party Going On, And Everybody Was Invited, Except For You. And You Just Happened To Be Walking By That House In The Rain...

I've Always Read Books And Loved Human Behavior Since I Was Ten Or Twelve Years Old. Maybe Even That's Why I Wanted To Do Comedy.

Here's The Thing About Red Sox Fans, Or Actually Just Fans From That Region, In General: They Appreciate The Effort. And If You Mail It In Or If You Give 80 Percent, Even With A Win, They'll Let You Know That's Not How You Do It. They Want - If It's Comedian, If It's A Musician, Bring Us Your Best Show.

I Say It With My Tongue Firmly Planted In Cheek But There's Truth To It - Being A Comedian Is Very Close To Being A Therapist. When You're Working Smaller Clubs, You're Listening. You're Feeling An Energy, You're Going With A Tone But When People Start Yelling Out, You Almost Start A Conversation With People.

I Miss Dating Only For That Final Moment You Kiss Goodnight, Watch Her Get Out Of Your Car And Run Into The Police Station.