I Live In A Kind Of Gay

I Was Lightweight - That Was The Whole Point Of Me

Just Because Someone's Dead Doesn't Mean It's Over. My Grandfather Died More Than 25 Years Ago, But I Still Think Of Him A Lot And Smell His Smell.

The Bullying Was Hideous And Relentless, And We Turned It Round By Making Ourselves Celebrities.

It Was All About Wanting To Get Revenge. Pathetic, Really, But It Still Is The Motivation.

My Dresser And I Have The Hots For The New Rugby Ace Danny Cipriani. We Have A Shrine In My Dressing Room - Press Photos Of Him On The Field Looking Swarthy And Fit, And Snaps Of Our Boy Emerging From Mayfair Nightclubs, Looking Sexy And Dishevelled.