I Listen To Too Many People. I'm

If There's Any Time You Should Be On Drugs It's When You're Pregnant, Cause It Sucks.

If You Want To Ask About My Drug Problem, Go Ask My Big, Fat, Smart, Ten Pound Daughter, She'll Answer Any Questions You Have About It.

When I See 16 Year-olds Waiting For Me, I Just Want To Spank Them And Give Them Guitars And Tell Them To Start Bands. It's A Bummer That Girls Have To Respond To Rock Artists Sexually Instead Of, Like, 'wow, Me Too!'.

I Listen To Too Many People. I'm Only Going To Listen To My Gut For The Rest Of My Life.

That Is Something I'm Specifically Equipped To Discuss - How Reputation Can Affect Even Your Capacity To Rent A Place. Having Good Credit Is Irrelevant In The Face Of Something Like Getting Thrown Out Of Court Six Years Ago. I've Really Thought This Out.