I've Been Screwed By As Many Women

So, I Gained A Little..weight, .. Big Deal. Clean And Sober.

I'm Clean And Sober For Over A Year And No One Seems To Care! They're Like, 'oh, Her Dramatic Weight Gain.' So, Stop Making Fun Of Me!

There's Even One For Your Titties. I Haven't Done The Boobs Mask One Yet-you Just Stick It On Your Tits, Apparently. I Have To Try It. But I Did The Foot One And The Hand One Yesterday, And It Makes My Skin Crazy. It's Like I Just Had Sex For Four Days.

If You (the Press) Lie About Us, I Will Hit You, Kurt Will Shoot You, And We Both Will Sue.

I Don't Think You Can Ever Do Too Much. Life Would Be So Boring If You Didn't Have These, Like, Holes To Fall Into And Climb Out Of. I Want To Do Everything. I Just Want Everything. I Don't Think You Can Ever Have Too Much.