I Liked Myself Better When I Wasnt

It's Almost Impossible To Be Funnier Than The People In Washington.

The First Time Someone Said, 'what Are Your Measurements?' I Answered, '37, 24, 38 - But Not Necessarily In That Order.'

I Always Preferred Working With Somebody So I Could Look Into Their Eyeballs And Play Tennis.

Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

I Was Once Asked To Do My Tarzan Yell At Bergdorf Goodman, And A Guard Burst In With A Gun! Now I Only Do It Under Controlled Circumstances.