I Like To Write, I Like To

I Think I Realized It Was An Art Form At The Beginning, But It Took Me A Really Long Time Before I Was Able To View What I Was Performing Myself As An Art Form.

The Apocalypse Is Coming, That's The One Thing I Like About George Bush, I Really Think He Can Get Us Into The ... Apocalypse, Like The Biblical ... I Really Think He Believes That He'll Be The Guy In The White Hat. I Think He's Read The Stephen King Novel The Stand A Couple Times, And He Really Thinks There's A Dark Man In The Desert Somewhere And He's Gonna Fight Him Or Something.

We Need Conservatives That Can Accept Gays, And Then We Need Hippies That Can Shave And Bathe.

There's Something Kind Of Beautiful About That Pure Love Of Things. Like, "i'll Show That I Love The Thing I Love By Hating Everything Else."

If You Play Comedic Scenes Like They're Really Serious, Then It's So Much More Funny Than If You're Going For A Laugh.