I Like To Think Of Myself Less

I Get Really Excited Every Time There's A Female Character Who Is Really Strong Because A Lot Of Females In Film Are Really Soft.

Similarly, I Think I'm Lucky That I've Never Had A Crisis About Whether The Only Reason I'm Successful Is Because I'm Crazy Hot. It's Not Something That Crosses My Mind.

I Rarely Get Recognised. It's Always A Shock When Someone Notices Me. I Always Think They Must Be Confusing Me With Someone Else.

Sometimes The Best Part Of My Day Is Imagining What I'm Gonna Eat When I Get Off Work.

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