I Like To Roast Things From The

Comics Just Don't Retire. They Either Die Young Or They Go To 100.

Life Is Tough, And If We Don't Laugh, We're Going To - Our Head Will Explode.

My Parents Passed Away When I Was A Teenager, So I Had To Learn Different Survival Techniques, I Think, In Comedy. You Know, Using Comedy As A Pressure Release, As A Release Valve In Life Really Kept My Sanity.

Last Time I Was In Canada Celine Dion Had Just Given Birth To Identical Twins. Which Is Quite An Achievement Given Her Age And Face.

Before You Can Be All Deprecating It's Helpful To Be Self-deprecating.