I Like To Do Movies That Provoke

The Great Thing Is That The Funny Side Of Getting Old Is Fuel For My Comedy.

You Really Have Got Lots Of Issues! Yeah, Of 'what Car Magazine'!

I Never Had Any Desire To Be Famous. I Find People Who Do Really Sad. I Genuinely Feel Sorry For Them Because There Is Nothing Of Substancein Their Lives. I Am Happy When I Am Writing Or Performing. Not When I Sit There Being "famous". I Like Recognition For My Work, But Not Recognition For Being "that Bloke Off The Telly". It Is Genuinely Humbling When A Woman Comes Up To Me, As Someone Did Recently, To Say She Wanted To Commit Suicide After Her Husband Died, And My Show Cheered Her Up And Made Her Feel Better. That's Great.

There's Never Any Graffiti In The Hotel. Although In The Gents A Couple Of Weeks Ago I Did See Someone Had Drawn A Lady's Part. Quite Detailed. The Guy Obviously Had Talent.

Hacking Into A Victim Of Crime's Phone Is A Sort Of Poetically Elegant Manifestation Of A Modus Operandi The Tabloids Have.