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It Doesn't Really Matter Where I Go (heaven Or Hell). I'll Have Plenty Of Friends In Both Places.

Do Your Part To Silence Gossip - Don't Repeat It.

Truth Hurts. Maybe Not As Much As Jumping On A Bicycle With The Seat Missing, But It Hurts.

Those Who The Gods Seek To Destroy First, Learn How To Play Golf.

I Had Always Functioned With Dignity, Wanting To Appear Intelligent, Macho, Never Vulnerable Or Insecure. But Now I Realize That... A Part Of These Comic Characters Is A Fundamental Part Of Me Too.