I Let My Drinking Do The Talking.

The Problem With The World Is That Everyone Is A Few Drinks Behind.

I Should Never Have Switched From Scotch To Martinis.

A Hot Dog At The Game Beats Roast Beef At The Ritz.

(on Warner Brothers) This Studio Has More Suspensions Than The Golden Gate Bridge.

Awards Are Meaningless For Actors, Unless They All Play The Same Part.