You're Not A Star Until They Can

I Let My Drinking Do The Talking.

There Never Seems To Be Any Trouble Brewing Around A Bar Until A Woman Puts That High Heel Over The Brass Rail. Don't Ask Me Why, But Somehow Women At Bars Seem To Create Trouble Among Men.

"the Whole World Is Three Drinks Behind. If Everyone In The World Would Take Three Drinks, We Would Have No Trouble. If Stalin, Truman And Everybody Else In The World Had Three Drinks Right Now, We’d All Loosen Up And We Wouldn’t Need The United Nations.

People Who Don't Drink Are Afraid Of Revealing Themselves.

I Stick My Neck Out For *nobody*!