I Learn Fast And I Take Note

My Place In Scotland Is In The Middle Of Nowhere, So You've Just Got A Keyboard, Guitar, A Little Drum Machine And You Know If You Can Work Stuff Out Like That, If You Can Hammer Out Songs That Sound Good Just With Those Three Things And A Voice, You're On Your Way.

I Am A Bit Old-school.

The Mid-life Crisis Is Just Those Times When You're Not So Into The Things You Were When You Were Younger.

I Like Girls Who Like The Countryside, Put On Walking Boots And Can Bend With The Wind A Bit. If You're Going To Live With Me, You Need To Be Able To Embrace The Countryside And Wet Dogs.

From 16 To 21 When I Was Self Sufficient And Working In Factories. I Packed Batteries, Boxes, And Make-up With Heroin Addicts. I Have To Thank My Mum For Kicking Me Out At 16 And Making Me Stand On My Own Two Feet.