I Learn Fast And I Take Note

I Think It Is Easy For People To Build Up An Image Of What I'm About. I Consider Myself Quite A Nice Chappy Really. I'm Decent To People, I Stay In And Listen To Radio 4.

I'm 41 Now And The Right Knee Has Got A Bit Of A Twinge In It. I Get About The Stage A Little Less Now.

I'm Not Gonna Give The British Government The Joy Of Keeping Taxing Me. They Don't Tax Art. And All My Cars Are Just A Collection Of Art.

When I Listen To Radio 1 And Hear Five Different Tracks In A Row Using Old Disco Samples, Well That's Plagiarism, That's Taking Other People's Music.

I Like Girls Who Like The Countryside, Put On Walking Boots And Can Bend With The Wind A Bit. If You're Going To Live With Me, You Need To Be Able To Embrace The Countryside And Wet Dogs.