When I Listen To Radio 1 And

From 16 To 21 When I Was Self Sufficient And Working In Factories. I Packed Batteries, Boxes, And Make-up With Heroin Addicts. I Have To Thank My Mum For Kicking Me Out At 16 And Making Me Stand On My Own Two Feet.

I Can Find Every Jacket Under The Sun That I Like. But I Cannot Find Trousers Cut The Way I Want Them. They're All Really Tight At The Bottom. Nobody Does A Boot Cut On A Trouser Leg. It Drives Me Crazy.

I Wanted To Use A Totally Different Part Of My Brain. It's Quite Scary At Times. I Went For Learning To Fly Because It Was Most Difficult Of All. The Insurance Man Just Sat There And Licked His Lips When I Told Him.

I Think It Is Easy For People To Build Up An Image Of What I'm About. I Consider Myself Quite A Nice Chappy Really. I'm Decent To People, I Stay In And Listen To Radio 4.

I'm 41 Now And The Right Knee Has Got A Bit Of A Twinge In It. I Get About The Stage A Little Less Now.