I Know These Jokes Aren't Great, Ladies

The Big Debate Right Now Is If Saddam Is Alive Or Dead. He's Dead, Then He's Alive, Then Dead, Then Alive. It's Just Confusing. Today They Showed Videotape, And Saddam Was Speaking At His Own Funeral.

Congratulations To Bill And Hillary Clinton: This Weekend, 33rd Wedding Anniversary. How About That? And You Thought The Iraqi War Was A Never-ending Conflict.

There Was An Interesting Development In The Cbs-westmoreland Trial: Both Sides Agreed That After The Trial, Andy Rooney Would Be Allowed To Talk To The Jury For Three Minutes About Little Things That Annoyed Him During The Trial.

Fine Art And Pizza Delivery: What We Do Falls Neatly In Between.

If It Wasn't For Coffee, I'd Have No Discernible Personality At All.