I Know My Name Will Always Be

I Know My Name Will Always Be Linked With Women.

With Wives, Men Hide Behind The Air Of Bravado, Which Is Basically A Defence Mechanism, I Think. Clever Creatures, Women. Very Clever.

I Took The Wife's Family Out For Tea Biscuits. They Weren't Too Happy About Having To Give Blood Though.

My Mother-in-law Has Come Round To Our House At Christmas Seven Years Running. This Year We're Having A Change. We're Going To Let Her In.

I Can Always Tell When The Mother In Law's Coming To Stay; The Mice Throw Themselves On The Traps.