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I Never Had The Desire To Be A Professional Twitterer. Every Now And Then Something Dumb Pops Into My Head And I'll Tweet It. I Don't Feel Any Obligation To Respond To Everyone. Not That I Don't Appreciate People Sending Me Messages On There, But There Are Too Many. Responding To Everyone Would Take Away Time For All The Stuff I'm Actually In The Business For.

I Have No Interest In Art. Let Me Clarify — I Have No Interest In Non-nude Images.

I Like Going Out And I Like Being Single, But A Growing Part Of Me Would Rather Just Stay Home, Cook Food With Someone I Really Like, And Do Nothing.

With Stand-up, It's More Interesting To Hear About People's Failures Than Their Successes.

I've Always Tried To Maintain That I Don't Have Any Advice To Give. I'm A Curious Observer.