Being A Rapper Is About Being Cool,

I Just Think It's Sad That The Main Places In Our Culture That We Designate To Meet New People Are Bars And Nightclubs.

Once You Become A Comedian, You Accept That People Are Just Going To Yell Stuff At You.

I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I Walk Into A Room, It's Like, Ok, He's In There.

The Problem Is There's A New Group. I'm Talking About This Tiny Slice Of People That Have Gotten Way Too Fired Up About The Trump Thing For The Wrong Reasons. I'm Talking About These People That As Soon As Trump Won, They're Like, We Don't Have To Pretend Like We're Not Racist Anymore. We Don't Have To Pretend Anymore. We Can Be Racist Again. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, No, No. If You're One Of These People, Please Go Back To Pretending.

I Was Surprised To Learn That Research Showed Arranged Couples Tended To Be Happier In The Long Run.