I Know I'm Not Supposed To Have

Until You're Ready To Look Foolish, You'll Never Have The Possibility Of Being Great.

Unless You're Willing To Look A Little Foolish, Forget The Possibility Of Becoming Great.

My Relationships Usually Last A Few Years. When I'm Involved With A Man, Other Men Are Fascinated With Me, But The Minute I'm Single Again, Half Of Those Men Disappear Because They Don't Have The Balls To Really Want Me.

I Am Never Offended When I See The Drag-queens Dressed Up Like Me.

Someone Once Said "the Only Thing That Will Be Left After A Nuclear Holocaust Is Cher And Cockroaches." I Think That's Funny, Because, You Know, I Am A Survivor. If I Am Anything, That's What I Am.