I Know. I'm Darren. I Don't Know

I Know. I'm Darren. I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here.

Sometimes I Pretend To Be An Octopus. But Then People Are Like ‘darren What’re You Doing?’ And I Just Sit There And Laugh Because They’re Not Cool Enough To Be An Octopus And I’m Just Like ‘hah You’re Just Jealous Because You’re Not An Octopus.’

I Was Consumed By My Love For Chris Colfer, And I Just Couldn't Hold It In Any Longer.

I Don't Take Breaks, Man, I'm Always Doing Something.

I'm This Goofball. I Look At Myself In The Mirror, And The Person That I Know Doesn't Match Up To What I Think People Love To Perceive Me As.