I Know As A Manager You Have

What Is The World Coming To When You Get A Red Card And Get Fined Two Weeks' Wages For Calling A Grown Man A Wanker?

The Drink? Yes, I've Had Tough Times In My Life, Especially The Last Year, Regarding My Ex-wife, My Kids, I Nearly Broke My Neck, I Was On Death Row With Pneumonia.

I'll Tell You What My Real Dream Is. I Mean My Absolute Number One Dream That Will Mean I Die A Happy Man If It Happens. I Want To See A Ufo. They're Real. I Don't Care If You Look At Me Like That. Ufo's Are A Definite Fact And I've Got To See One Soon.

Scholesy Is One Of My Favourite Players Of All Time. He Was A Great Professional Who Had Everything And I Used To Love Playing With Him. You Could Give Him The Ball In Any Position, He Would Take One Touch And You Would Know Exactly What The Next Move Would Be. [ . . . ] He Was Magical, Pure Class.

I'll Tell You The Truth; I Had A Double Brandy Before The Game But, Before, It Used To Be Four Bottles Of Whisky. Not Any More. I Was Fine. I Had A Glass Of Wine After The Game. But It Was Just A Mouthful.