Glasgow Rangers. God I Loved Playing For

I'll Tell You The Truth; I Had A Double Brandy Before The Game But, Before, It Used To Be Four Bottles Of Whisky. Not Any More. I Was Fine. I Had A Glass Of Wine After The Game. But It Was Just A Mouthful.

What Is The World Coming To When You Get A Red Card And Get Fined Two Weeks' Wages For Calling A Grown Man A Wanker?

I've Got A Bit Of Money In The Bank. I'm Quite Comfortable.

I Am Going To Continue And Bring This Club Forward. I Am Paul Gascoigne The Footballer.

Then All The Foreigners Started Coming Over. I Don't Mind That But A Lot Of Teams Are Laying Out Fortunes For Ordinary Players And That's No Good For Our Youngsters Coming Through.