Daft As A Brush? I'm Daft, But

A Boy Is Better Unborn Than Untaught.

I Won Player Of The Year And Players' Player, Two Cups And Two Championship Medals, Had A Great Time.

No One Is Ever Going To Be As Good As I Was

I Don't Really Do Pranks Any More. I Have A Laugh In The Dressing Room Here, Where It's Safe, And The Guys Don't Go To The Papers And Tell Them What I've Done.

Then All The Foreigners Started Coming Over. I Don't Mind That But A Lot Of Teams Are Laying Out Fortunes For Ordinary Players And That's No Good For Our Youngsters Coming Through.