I Know A Little Bit About Handicapping.

I Don’t Believe For A Second That Weightlifting Is A Sport. They Pick Up A Heavy Thing And Put It Down Again. To Me, That’s Indecision.

There Are Really Only So Many Foods And So Many Ways You Can Prepare Them.

I Get In Fewer Arguments When I'm Alone.

I'm Thankful That My Memory Is Good Because My Vision Is Going.

I Was Born In Alabama, But I Only Lived There For A Month Before I'd Done Everything There Was To Do.