I Knew I Was Going To Take

The Future Is Not What It Used To Be.

Ninety Percent Of All Mental Errors Are In Your Head.

Almost Every Monday I Have A Charity Thing. I Like That. I Do.

Anybody Who Can't Hear The Difference Between A Ball Hitting Wood And A Ball Hitting Concrete Must Be Blind.

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'