I Just Wish Insignificance Had More Stature.

The Federal Government Has Sponsored Research That Has Produced A Tomato That Is Perfect In Every Respect, Except That You Can't Eat It. We Should Make Every Effort To Make Sure This Disease, Often Referred To As 'progress', Doesn't Spread.

Vegetarian: Indian Word For Lousy Hunter.

When You Get Older You Have To Be Careful About Always Saying, "things Aren't As Good As They Used To Be." But It's Hard Not To.

... All Of Us Talk Faster Than We Listen.

I've Done A Lot Of Complaining Here, But Of All The Things I've Complained About, I Can't Complain About My Life.