I Just Wanted Laughs - That's Really

If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would Still Be Miserable - But Not As Miserable.

I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience.

Most Practical Jokes, I'll Feel Too Bad For The Other Person So I'll Stop Just Before The Punchline.

My Life Has Changed. I'm Not Walking Around Any More Wishing I Wasn't Me, Which Was The Case At One Time.

I Wanted To Make A Living, But I Really Was Not Interested In Money At All. I Was Interested In Being A Great Comedian.