I Just Wanted Laughs - That's Really

Anything That's For Free, People Will Take. They Don't Discriminate.

I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma. We're A Dying Breed.

I'm Anti-cheese In A Salad.

It's That I Wasn't Suited To Do The Kind Of Comedy That These People Were Coming To Hear - Mainstream Comedy.

Even Though The National Guard And Army Reserve See Combat Today, It Rankles Me That People Assume It Was Some Kind Of Waltz In The Park Back Then.