I Just Wanted Laughs - That's Really

I Tolerate Lactose Like I Tolerate People.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

Every Relationship Is Just So Tenuous And Precarious.

I Never Thought For A Second That Anything I Ever Did Was Going To Make Someone Cringe. That Never Occurred To Me.

A Good Compromise Is When Both Parties Are Dissatisfied