I Just Love Dogs, And There Really

Men Are Sensitive In Strange Ways. If A Man Has Built A Fire And The Last Log Does Not Burn, He Will Take It Personally.

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.

I Adore Being Hitched. It's So Extraordinary To Discover One Unique Individual You Need To Irritate For Whatever Remains Of Your Life.

Men Forget Everything; Women Remember Everything. That's Why Men Need Instant Replay In Sports. They've Already Forgotten What's Happened.

I Knew So Little About Money I Used To Sign My Check, "love, Rita."