I Just Grate On My Own Nerves.

My Sense Of Humor Doesn't Translate Well Into Print, Some Of The Things I Say Can Be Offensive Or Found Offensive Even Though I Don't Mean Them That Way. So I Have Been Told To Try And Censor Myself Here And There. I'm Trying, But I'm Not Really Succeeding At It.

Sarcasm Doesn't Translate In Print At All.

I Was Always übersexual...i Was Always Wearing The Smallest Clothes I Could Find. I Would Go To The Mall Like That — In A Short, Short Skirt And A Giant Wedge Heel. That's What You Do When You're A Teenage Girl In A Small Town.

My Definition Of Beauty Is Simplicity, Elegance, And Sensuality. I Think That When A Woman Is In Harmony With Herself And Remains True To Her Values, She Will Glow Naturally.

I Personally Always Find Something Really Scary About Watching Little Girls Learning To Manipulate Their Dads By Baby Talking. Then They Grow Up And Use The Same Technique On Their Boyfriends Or Husbands. That Scares Me Because It's Just So Sick On So Many Levels.