I Immediately Said Yes For One Reason

If A Girl Breaks Up With Me, I Want Her To Just Die, Just Be Dead. Not 'cause I Hate Her So Much As It's Just Easier For When My Friends Go, 'hey, What Happened?' 'oh, She's Dead. I'd Still Be With Her, But She's Dead. What Can I Do? She Was Loving Me, But She's Dead.'

I'm 31 Now. I Think I'm Beginning To Understand What Life Is, What Romance Is, And What A Relationship Means.

I'm A Big Fan Of Money. I Like It, I Use It, I Have A Little. I Keep It In A Jar On Top Of My Refrigerator. I'd Like To Put More In That Jar. That's Where You Come In.

We [ With Andy Samberg] Knew Each Other For The Last Few Years, Our Names Are Similar, Our Looks Are A Little Bit Similar, And Our Backgrounds Are Similar. The Judaism Is Quite Similar.

I Definitely Connected To The Fact That Life Gets Out Of Control And You End Up Doing Things And Wishing You Were Doing Other Things Instead.