I Heard This Rumor That Al Qaeda

Once You're President, You Can't Go Anywhere Without Causing Trouble. President Obama Shows Up In China, He's Chewing Gum, They Go Crazy. A Big Stink Because The President's Chewing Gum. And You Think, The Chinese Are So Easygoing About Human Rights. What's The Problem?

Lesbians Have Never Been More Popular.

New Orleans: The Least Annoying French Place On Earth.

You All Know Newt Gingrich. Newt Is Short For Newton. People Say If That's The Case, What Is Mitt Short For? It's Short For 'mittens.'

I'm Just Trying To Make A Smudge On The Collective Unconscious.