I Haven't Reached Nirvana Yet, But I've

Don't Use Your Bedroom For Work, Unless You're A Prostitute.

President Bush Says He Now Wants To Simplify The Tax Code. Only Those In The Blue States Will Pay.

Insiders Say That Trump Is Running For President As A Publicity Stunt. That's Not The Donald Trump I Know.

Way Too Much Coffee. But If It Weren't For The Coffee, I'd Have No Identifiable Personality Whatsoever.

Has The Mathematical Abilities Of A Clydesdale.