I Haven't Reached Nirvana Yet, But I've

Night Clubs Scare Me. They're Dark And They Stink And They're Dangerous And Everybody's Drunk.

I Had No Idea This Thing Was Televised. Boy, Is My Face Red.

In Pop Culture News, Lady Gaga Got Married. And Yes, She Was Wearing White Meat.

I Got My Lips Chewed Off By A Dingo!

Did You Hear What The Republicans Have Said About Hillary Clinton? They Say She's Too Angry To Be President. Hillary Clinton, Senator Hillary Clinton, Too Angry To Be President. When She Heard This, Hillary Said, 'oh Yeah? I'll Rip Your Throats Out, You Bastards.'