I Haven't Reached Nirvana Yet, But I've

I'm Still Here. I Knocked Off Another Competitor.

Sometimes When You Look In His Eyes You Get The Feeling That Someone Else Is Driving.

Good Luck Finding A Place To Park In New York City. And When You Do, Good Luck Figuring Out The Parking Signs, Restrictions, And Prohibitions. It Is So Complicated. It Has Gotten So Bad, I Never Park My Car Without A Lawyer.

Osama Bin Laden... Lived In One House For, Like, Six Years With Three Wives. And Earlier Today, They Ruled His Death Was A Suicide.

Prince William And Kate Middleton Are In New York City. We Have Got To Do Something About Immigration.